Cherry Zonkowski
(née Terror)
Cherry Zonkowski is an attention whore who will tell anyone anything about herself at the drop of a hat, and she carries her droppin’ hat at all times. After she lost her virginity to a guy with a mullet, she vowed to live her life to its white-trash, melted-cheese, Bud-drinking fullest. Her tits are real (duh) but her name is fake. She was once featured in the Norwegian porn magazine Cupido; she can tell the difference between bacon and coffee by smell alone; and her proudest achievement, before Bawdy Storytelling, was getting her freaky friends to dress up like Catholic schoolgirls and pummel each other in the infamous Catholic Schoolgirl Rumble. Other highlights of her life: Billy Barty once bought her dinner (eat your heart out, Dix!) and Spalding Gray interviewed her on stage. She says if you don’t like her story tonight, “I’ll churn your head until it turns into a gooey syrup and I’ll pour it out on my sexy waffles.” (She loves Johnny Ryan and can quote him extensively.) If you must know, Dr. Cherry has performed before: at The Marsh Theater, as part of the Shelton Theater’s Solo House, at Porchlight, at Tell It on Tuesday, and as part of Perverts Put Out. Oh, and has been featured at Bawdy Storytelling before.
She recently starred in Reading My Dad’s Porn and French Kissing the Dog as part of The Marsh Theater’s Marsh Rising program on March 4th, 2009, which seeks to launch new talent.