Sydtek
(pronounced sydtek!)
Sydtek is a feisty little scamp who enjoys talking shit to passersby and selling small-time boom to local school children. As far as storytelling goes, this plucky lass routinely lies to employers and government officials, occasionally entertaining friends with lewd comments and clown voices. Sydney is an avid writer; her pieces have been published in Harpers, the New Yorker, and Highlights Magazine. Her critically acclaimed novel "Bitches Ain't Got Shit on Me Revisited" is up for a Pulitzer prize. This featured storyteller is Big Kid Tested, Mother Fucker Approved.
